Tuesday 21 February 2012

GOOD MORROW BASKER FANS XX 


I HAVE AN ANTIC DISPOSITION! I AM NONE TOO PLEASED!!. i BORT THIS GAM3 'zombie blitzen' and was fild with a fury bigger than Lil Kim's chest :@@


Being a lifelong fan of REINDEER AND THE UNDEAD i waz very happy to dsiscover this piece of ART!
ANSWER? FALSE!!! 
IT WAS NOT 'JAMPACKED O' XMAS CHEER!' NOR DID I SEE ANY SCANDINAVIAN MAMALS X 


JACKOB MORRIS I DEMAN AN INQUIRY INTO THIS MATTERS! 




AS YOU CAN SEE! MONEYS WERE WASTED! ONCE I WAS A LITERARY CRITIC...NOW A COMMONWEALTH PIECE OF COINAGE! A RIVER OF BLOOD SHALL FLOW THROUGH SVALBARD!!!!
HERE IS MY FACE WEN I SOR IT XX 



Monday 16 January 2012

a'rite nan, 
got a gr8 prospect 4 u...BUY THIS RECENTLY UNCOVERED CONSTABLE PAINTING FROM 1786 FOR A MERE $122348 XXX


TA XXX 

Thursday 12 January 2012

WASNT GOIN POST 2DAY BUT I GOT SUM REET SAD NEWES :(

OVA'nite MA CHINCHILLA OVERHEATED! I THORT I PUT HIM ON A SLAB O' GRANITE BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A 4KW HOTPLATE :(

buy buy SKULKER, u will be reely mis'd xx

4EVA IN OUR HEARTS XXXO 

GET THEE TO AN ARK!!!! XXXO

Hiya Basker@s Fans xxx

JUS' wAnted to say  i luv u just the way u r xxx xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
 I ONLY WANT TO PROTECT YOU XX DONT GO BIVO-WACKING PLZ...HOGG IS ON DA' PROWL XXX 
SNEEKY LIL' PEEK OF THE NEW BBC4 ADAPTATION OF HAMLET XX PROPA' PHAT  XX

Tuesday 10 January 2012

When Gellburg-Solly went shoppanz

HARRIET: So what do you want, steak or chicken? Or maybe he'd like chops for a change...
SYLVIA: Please, don't put yourself out, Phillip doesn't mind a little shopping....

*FLASHBACK*

"So I decided to go to the supermarket, and as I walked in this guy just lobbed a pint of milk at me! I said "How dareee-heeee?" LOL. Then I continued along the aisles and someone fired some cheddar at me. I turned and shouted "Thats not very mature!" LMFAO. So then I finally got to the checkout. I bought a tin of beans, a loaf of bread, a carton of eggs, a 16 oz steak and a bottle of water.
The assistant said "I can tell you live alone."
I said, "Why do you think that?!"
 "Because you're ugly". ROTFL.
Lol, jk, I actually hit her with a steak."

*GELLBURG: THE LIVE TOUR! 23rd DECEMBER @ 02 ARENA, BOOK NOW! via TICKETS FROM CASE_KRAVAT_MAIL.COM!*   He'll have you laughing your (black) socks off!! Kershowitz- banned.

ta nan xxx

Monday 9 January 2012

xclusiv' clip of Broken Glass xxx

Broken galss - Broken homes

alright nan
there was this Jew called Gellburg-Solly who always wore BLACK, and his kneecaps were BLACK but he wAS A JUDAIC PRIEST XXX


THEN HE HIT mE WITH A STAKE XX THEN HE GOT A LOVELY BEAFFY BEAVER COAT 4 ME XX MAKES ME FEEL WELL FANCY, GOT NO LOVINS THO :( WISH HE COUOLD RIDE A HORSE RTOUBND A GERMAN FOREST...LOVE HYMEN XX 2 HYMENS AS 1 XXX