HARRIET: So what do you want, steak or chicken? Or maybe he'd like chops for a change...
SYLVIA: Please, don't put yourself out, Phillip doesn't mind a little shopping....
*FLASHBACK*
"So I decided to go to the supermarket, and as I walked in this guy just lobbed a pint of milk at me! I said "How dareee-heeee?" LOL. Then I continued along the aisles and someone fired some cheddar at me. I turned and shouted "Thats not very mature!" LMFAO. So then I finally got to the checkout. I bought a tin of beans, a loaf of bread, a carton of eggs, a 16 oz steak and a bottle of water.
The assistant said "I can tell you live alone."
I said, "Why do you think that?!"
"Because you're ugly". ROTFL.
Lol, jk, I actually hit her with a steak."
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ta nan xxx
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